And to be fair: Girlfriend Weather.
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So, Crystal wrote on Facebook how it was “Boyfriend Weather” and I told her she should turn it into a song. I then started writing said song. And then I recorded it and this.
It’s girlfriend weather,
whether you like it or not.
It would be much better
to be with a girl who’s hot.
I said it’s girlfriend weather,
so don’t forget your coat.
You’ll be much wetter
if you don’t.
It’s girlfriend weather,
girlfriend weather.
It’s girlfriend weather,
girlfriend weather.
She’s so hot
and it’s so cold.
So snuggle her close;
do what you’re told.
She’s still young
and you’re not old.
So keep her happy;
how about some gold?
It’s girlfriend weather,
girlfriend weather.
It’s girlfriend weather,
girlfriend weather.
Oh, and for “Boyfriend Weather” the lyrics are the same, except change the “girl”s and “her”s and “she”s to “boy”s and “him”s and “he”s. And the line “how about some gold” gets changed to “keep his beer cold.”
So, it’s kinda a Crystal & Kyle thing, right? :P
-Kyle
